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WTF: 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be going down 10 Cloverfield Lane, mapping out its lines and surveying its turns to discover if we should hit that road or if it’s or a dead-end. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: Gods of Egypt (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be investigating the Gods of Egypt, testing its convictions and examining its idols to decide if it’s the answer to our prayers or holy shit. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Hardcore Henry (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be passionately probing Hardcore Henry, stripping it bare and penetrating its depths to dictate if it’ll turn you on or turn you off. So read on only if you’ve already seen...
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WTF: Green Room (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be opening up the Green Room, invading its space and unlocking its secrets to see if it’s homey or homely. So read on only if you’ve already seen Green Room, or don’t plan to....
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WTF: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be attacking Batman v Superman, taking on its challenges and tackling its themes to decide if it’s a win or for losers. So read on only if you’ve already seen Batman v Superman,...
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WTF: Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be attacking Captain America: Civil War, penetrating its lines and arbitrating its conflict to declare if it’s revolutionary or a lost cause. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: The Neon Demon (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be trying The Non Demon on for size, looking at its patterns and judging its look to decide if it’s a runway hit or fashion weak. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Non...
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WTF: Warcraft (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be toying with Warcraft, examining its shots and playing its roles to determine if it’s game or for losers. So read on only if you’ve already seen Warcraft, or don’t plan to....
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WTF: The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I’ve elected to review The Purge: Election Year, and shall be vetting its ideas and studying its proposals decide if it’s a prime candidate or an also-ran. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: Suicide Squad (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be committing Suicide Squad to memory, examining its shots and studying its jumping off points to determine if it’s killer or dead in the water. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be celebrating The Star Wars Holiday Special, observing its acts and revelling in its observances to decide if it’s happy holidays or doesn’t have a prayer. So, read on only if...
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WTF: Death Race 2050 (2017)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be rushing to judgement of Death Race 2050, clearing its lines and checking its breaks to decide if it’s a winner or gets lost along the way. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Swiss Army Man (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be inspecting the Swiss Army Man, reporting on its Private Parts and addressing its General Information to determine if it’s a Major Victory or just rank. So read on only if...
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WTF: The Sand (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be analysing The Sand, sifting through its grit and surveying its grounds to to see if it’s fine or a dirty bomb. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Sand, or don’t plan...
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WTF: Raw (2017)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be sampling Raw, cutting it into sections and examining its taste to determine if it’s rare, well done or rotten. So read on only if you’ve already seen Raw, or don’t plan to....
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WTF: Berlin Syndrome (2017)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be opening up Berlin Syndrome, unlocking its secrets and freeing its intentions to judge if it’s liberating or should never have been released. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Colossal (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be picking up Colossal, raising some questions and taking in it’s scope to determine if it’s tremendous or to be looked down on. So read on only if you’ve already seen Colossal,...
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mother! Explained…for Now
Spoiler Alert: I shall be digging deep and exhuming all of mother!, so don’t read any further unless you’re ready to see mother! completely naked. Note This post is simply a crib sheet to the film. I...
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WTF: Wonder Woman (2017)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be dissecting Wonder Woman, poring over her outline and examining her body of work to identify if she’s solid or dead meat. So read on only if you’ve already seen Wonder Woman,...
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WTF: Fifty Shades Freed (2018)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be breaking down Fifty Shades Freed, pulling apart its scenes and delivering a punishing analysis to see if it comes out on top or ends up on the bottom. So read on only if...
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