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WTF: Ex Machina (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be studying the mechanisms of Ex Machina, examining its parts and judging its performance to see if it works well or runs out of energy. So read on only if you’ve already seen...
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WTF: Big Game (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be taking a chance on Big Game, studying its moves and playing its parts to see if it has a winning strategy or if we’re out of luck. So read on only if you’ve already seen Big...
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WTF: Chappie (2015)
Crappie: The film Spoiler Alert: I shall be examining Chappie to see what makes it tick, analysing its direction and testing its logic to see if it works or burns out. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be examining The Town That Dreaded Sundown in a harsh light, analysing its dailies and studying its set to see if it’s brilliant or not that bright. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be mapping out Mad Max: Fury Road, inspecting its driving force and finding out what makes it run to see if it’s high performance or nothing more than a wreck. So read on only...
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WTF: Sharknado 3 (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be attacking a review of Sharknado 3, wading through its depths and examining its chops to see if it’s full of action or dead in the water. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be delving into the dark art of The Last Witch Hunter, revealing its mysteries and exposing its magic to divine if it’s enchanting or cursed. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Exposed (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be revealing Exposed, laying bare its naughty parts, unearthing its treasures and removing the scabs from its sore spots to determine if it’s a hidden treasure or hiding...
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WTF: Black Mass (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be presiding over Black Mass, testifying to its actions and judging its transgressions to find if it is hella good or hasn’t got a prayer. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Daughter of God (2016)
Isabel in a scene that did not make the Lionsgate edit [N.B. Daughter of God has not yet been released. I was generously given access to the film through one of its producers. If you would like a...
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WTF: In the Heart of the Sea (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be diving into In the Heart of the Sea, testing its waters and exploring its depths to fathom if it’s buoyant cinema or just washed up. So read on only if you’ve already seen In...
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WTF: The Forest (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be exploring the layout of The Forest, digging up its roots and getting to its heart to determine if it’s lush or dense. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Forest, or...
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WTF: Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be tearing apart Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre, catching its lines and dissecting its actors to determine if it’s a good catch or it bites. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: Krampus (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be unwrapping Krampus, tearing through its film and ripping out its contents to discover if it’s a gag gift or God’s gift to cinema. So read on only if you’ve already seen...
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WTF: The Revenant (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be resuscitating The Revanant, digging up its past and examining its body of work to determine if it’s coming up or going down. So read on only if you’ve already seen The...
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WTF: Star Wars: Episode 7 – The Force Awakens (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be mapping out Star Wars: The Force Awakens, investigating its space and analysing its stars to observe if it’s a super nova or a black hole. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be taking a bite out of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, measuring its pace and taking its pulse to ascertain if it’s proud or prejudiced. So read on only if you’ve already seen...
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WTF: The Witch (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be invoking The Witch, conjuring its images and investigating its magic to divine if its spell is binding or broken. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Witch, or don’t...
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WTF: Deadopool (2016)
Spoiler Alert I shall be diving into Deadpool, testing its waters and exploring its depths to judge if it’s all washed up or off the deep end. So read on only if you’ve already seen Deadpool, or don’t...
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WTF: The Finest Hours (2016)
Spoiler Alert: This time I shall be detailing The Finest Hours minutely, breaking it down for a second and counting on it a moment to see if it’s time wasted or the time of our lives. So read on only...
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