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WTF: Into the Storm (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be analysing Into the Storm by degrees, taking its temperature and forecasting what precipitates to see if it’s sizzling hot or will leave you cold. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: As Above, So Below (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be digging deep into As Above, So Below, delving into its mysteries and uncovering it’s plot holes to determine if it’s deep or just a trap. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: The Interview (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be researching The Interview in depth, asking the hard questions and demanding straight answers to determine if it’s the solution or an inquisition. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: Left Behind (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be peering into the soul of Left Behind, examining its motivations, then weighing the good and the bad aspects to determine if it deserves to be saved or is god damned. So read...
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WTF: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be closely covering Guardians of the Galaxy, overseeing its action and observing its worth to determine if it’s safe or cracked. So read on only if you’ve already seen Guardians...
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WTF: John Wick (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be lighting a fire under John Wick, examining it in a new light and waxing on about its darkness to see if it glows or is just a smokescreen. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Everly (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be writing an in depth review forEverly, probing in depth whoEverly really is and analysing each action whatEverly does to determine if it’s Everly so good or like Everly other...
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WTF: 28 Days Later (2002)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be unearthing 28 Days Later‘s body of work, digging up its grave secrets and excavating its plot to see if it’s lively or mortifying. So read on only if you’ve already seen 28...
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WTF: Predestination (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be looking ahead to Predestination, telling its future and poring over its history to see if it’s worth looking forward to or better in hindsight. So read on only if you’ve...
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WTF: LIfe After Beth (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be performing an autopsy on Life After Beth, X-raying its images and probing the body of work to see if it is lively or brain-dead. So read on only if you’ve already seen Life...
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WTF: The Voices (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be psycho analysing The Voices, judging its tone and taking its message to see if it speaks to me or falls on deaf ears. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Voices, or...
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WTF: Birdman Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be dissecting Birdman, examining its guts and studying its structure to see if it soars or is for the birds, man. So read on only if you’ve already seen Birdman, or don’t plan...
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WTF: Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
For those who are unfamiliar with the South Park reference in the parody poster: Click Here Spoiler Alert: I shall be tearing apart Fifty Shades of Grey, tying up its loose ends and plugging its plot...
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WTF: Outcast (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be fishing for clues to Outcast, examining its hooks and throwing out its lines to see if it’s a reel good catch or if it’s just fishy. So read on only if you’ve already seen...
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WTF: Good Kill (2015)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be doing a Major analysis of Good Kill, revealing Private information and making a good many Rank jokes to see if it has a Colonel of truth or is a General disaster. So read on...
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WTF: Inherent Vice (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be judging Inherent Vice‘s video, analysing its record and poring over its transcript to see if it’s a guilty pleasure or should be condemned. So read on only if you’ve already...
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WTF: Zombeavers (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be dissecting Zombeavers, examining the body of work and analysing its samples to determine if it’s killer or toxic. So read on only if you’ve already seen Zombeavers, or don’t...
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WTF: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)
Find the giant #3 on the poster Spoiler Alert: I shall be thoroughly digesting The Human Centipede 3, examining its movements and poking through its samples to see if it is in good taste or hard to...
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WTF: Kingsman (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be exploring Kingsman‘s secrets, investigating its file and breaking its code to see if it’s an asset or defect. So read on only if you’ve already seen Kingsman, or don’t plan...
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WTF: Kung Fury (2015)
NO Spoiler Alert! …because you can watch the film for free before you read the review. [Full disclosure: The reason I can find no fault with this film has nothing to do with my backing it on...
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