WTF: X-Men: First Class (2011)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be studying X-Men: First Class in depth, testing its theories, following its course and examining its lessons to determine if it’s passable or one big Fail. So read on only if...
View ArticleWTF: Cheap Thrills (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be spending a lot of time in Cheap Thrills, going over its bottom lines, and investing in its interest to see if the pay off is worth it or just a waste. So read on only if...
View ArticleWTF: Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon (2011)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be launching into deep exploration of Transformers: Dark of the Moon, probing its spaces and boldly going where no reviewer has gone before to determine if the film is stellar...
View ArticleWTF: Apartment 1303 (2012)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be revisiting Apartment 1303, checking out its room and scouring every square meter of its premise to see if it’s real estate or just a dump. So read on only if you’ve already...
View ArticleWTF: Excision (2012)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be dissecting Excision bit by bit, digging deeply into each morsel and getting under it’s skin to see if it’s cutting edge or dreadfully dull. So read on only if you’ve already...
View ArticleWTF: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be cutting into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, slicing it’s separate pieces, and chopping each part into tiny bytes to determine if it’s Pie in the Sky or just cheesy. So read on...
View ArticleWTF: Under the Skin (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be taking a penetrating shot at Under the Skin, scratching more than its surface to expose all of its layers in order to see if its beauty is in the eye of the beholder or only...
View ArticleWTF: Afflicted (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be examining Afflicted, taking its temperature and checking up on each episode to see if it’s a strong showing or just sick. So read on only if you’ve already seen Afflicted, or...
View ArticleWTF: Need for Speed (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be completely overhauling Need for Speed, checking its points, and finely tuning what makes it work to see if it’s auto-erotic or an autopsy. So read on only if you’ve already...
View ArticleWTF: Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be attacking Sharknado 2: The Second One, exploring its guts and dissecting its heart to see if it was worth reviving or better off dead. So read on only if you’ve already seen...
View ArticleWTF: Avalanche Sharks (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be digging into Avalanche Sharks, freezing each frame and analysing the flurry of action to snow if the film is cool or merely leaves us cold. So read on only if you’ve already...
View ArticleWTF: The Raid: Redemption (2011)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be analysing each level of The Raid: Redemption, exploring every angle and walking through the construction step by step to determine if the film is suite or a big gaff. So...
View ArticleWTF: Transcendence (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be running a deep scan of Transcendence, analysing each byte and diagnosing its program to determine if it is one big error or a screen saver. So read on only if you’ve already...
View ArticleWTF: All Cheerleaders Die (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be analysing each of step All Cheerleaders Die, looking through its play-book and observing its routine to determine if the film is victorious or a loser. So read on only if...
View ArticleWTF: Willow Creek (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be investigating the video of Willow Creek, examining its evidence and exploring its story to determine if it’s legendary or simply a big misstep. So read on only if you’ve...
View ArticleWTF: Enemy (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be covering Enemy, checking up on its background, studying its motivations and attacking its positions to determine if it’s worth pursuing or poorly executed. So read on only if...
View ArticleWTF: Transformers Age of Extinction (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be revamping Transformers: Age of Extinction, analysing its transitions and studying its reconstruction to see if it’s transformative or just spare changes. So read on only if...
View ArticleWTF: The Zero Theorem (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be studying each word of The Zero Theorem, poring over each postulate and appraising every reaction to determine if its arguments are valid or if it’s all for naught. So read on...
View ArticleWTF: Behaving Badly (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be analysing each act of Behaving Badly, questioning its origins and deciphering its motivations to determine if it’s balanced or it has developmental issues. So read on only if...
View ArticleWTF: Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be interrogating Insidious: Chapter 2 in incredible minutia, inspecting it intimately, and investigating its inception to interpret if it’s inspirational or insipid. So read on...
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