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WTF: Batoru rowaiaru / Battle Royale (2000)
Don’t Be A Loser in High School Spoiler Alert: I shall be taking on this challenging movie, wrestling with it’s heavyweight concepts and trying to pin down it’s truer meanings, so read on only if you...
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WTF: Red State
Love thy neighbour like yourself: with your left hand so it feels like someone else Spoiler Alert: I shall be exploring Red State in great detail, mapping out the action and getting the lay of the...
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WTF: The Day (2011)
OR ACT. Spoiler Alert: I shall be examining all The Day, to see if it’s long or hard and decide if it’s worth living. As I’ll be breaking it down minutely, you should only read this review if you have...
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WTF: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
G.I. Joking Spoiler Alert: My sell mate Al K Hall over at the Bar None and I decided to divide & conquer the Joes. He got the easy job of reviewing G.I. Joe: Retalation, while I was asked to bite...
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WTF: House at the End of the Street
“Hmm, do I have anything more revealing to wear in this closet? Nope!” Spoiler Alert: I shall be examining every nook and cranny of the House at the End of the Street, testing its foundations, and...
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WTF: Resident Evil (2002)
Play Again? Spoiler Alert: I shall be digging deep into the heart of Resident Evil to see what makes it tick. I will lay to rest its myths, unearth its plot, and resuscitate its mystique so read on...
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WTF: Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Except how to dress myself Spoiler Alert: I shall be reviving Resident Evil: Apocalypse, and in this delicate operation I shall lay bare the heart of the film while exposing it’s guts and glory, so...
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WTF: The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) [2011]
And Tired. Spoiler Alert: I shall be dissecting every section of the Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) to determine if the film will get under your skin or serve simply to bug you, so read on only if...
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WTF: Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Loser Spoiler Alert: I shall be analysing each and every life line in RE: Extinction to determine if its ending would be a mercy killing or a tragic loss, so read on only if you have already seen...
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WTF: The Darkest Hour (2011)
The Darkest Hour and a Half Spoiler Alert: I shall be examining The Darkest Hour minutely, giving every scene a second look to determine if it’s wasted time, or the time of your life. Read on only if...
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WTF: God Bless America (2011)
Statue of Limitations Spoiler Alert: I shall be taking the liberty of freely reviewing the history of God Bless America, studying the film in depth and reporting on it’s bloody backdrop, so read on...
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WTF: Sparks (2013)
Can you find my change to the poster? Spoiler Alert: I shall be investigating Sparks in great detail, studying it’s origins and analysing its pattern to determine if it’s a live wire or closed circuit....
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WTF: Odd Thomas
Spoiler Alert: I shall be analysing the Odd Thomas, playing the Odds until the end, counting on it’s lines, and gambling with it’s chances to see if Odd Thomas is in our favour or just another loser....
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WTF: Poseidon Rex (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be exploring Poseidon Rex in minute detail, unearthing its foundations and digging its sights to determine if the film is in ruins or a buried treasure. So read on only if...
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WTF: The Counselor (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be examining the case against The Counselor, weighing its arguments, hearing its pleas and coming to a verdict to find if it’s a guilty pleasure or guilty as sin. So read on...
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WTF: Mega Piranha (2010)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be sinking my teeth into Mega Piranha, chewing on every part, and devouring each bit to determine if it’s a sweet film or will leave a bad taste in your mouth. So read on only...
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WTF: Holy Ghost People (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I swear to God, I shall watch Holy Ghost People religiously, fervently testify to its message and piously confess its sins to determine if it’s a godsend or goddamned. So read on only...
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WTF: Big Bad Wolves (2013)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be telling the tale of Big Bad Wolves by examining the path it takes, the shortcuts it makes and the traps it escapes to see if it blows the house down, or just simply blows. So...
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WTF: I, Frankenstein (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be dissecting I, Frankenstein bit by bit, taking it apart limb by limb, analysing it from head to toe to determine if it’s a tasty piece or spoiled rotten. So read on only if...
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WTF: Vampire Academy (2014)
Spoiler Alert: I shall be sinking my teeth into Vampire Academy. After bleeding it dry, I shall process every bit to find if it’s in good or bad taste, then thoroughly digest it to see if it has bite...
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